Take off your jacket and lose your mind for a while. Self expressive blog. You are what you love, not who loves you.

*TRIGGER WARNING*

smaugwithablog:

fluent-in-lesbianism:

mistercoventry:

“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”

Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals

#the real gay agenda

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newfoundgrace:

IT’S SUCH A GOOD ALBUM OPENER THOUGH…………???/ LIKE AFTER SHE SAYS “WELCOME TO NEW YORK” FOR THE LAST TIME I FEEL SO READY TO HEAR THE REST OF THE ALBUM LIKE IM SOO PUMPED!!!!!!!!!!! AND yet…. here i sit……. a week away from hearing the full damn album rip rip rip i cant believe she’d give us that feeling and take it away RIP

lorettylynns-archive:

reasons i like cas:

  • he thinks he’s really funny sometimes and ‘laughs’ at his own jokes
  • he squints a lot
  • he likes classical music 
  • he tries really hard
  • he acknowledges his mistakes
  • he is kind and understands the value of being kind
  • he looks after little things like honey bees and crying babies
  • he’s a huge dork

mynamekyle:

boybands are weird because they always sing about how this one girl is really hot and special and it just makes me confused and wonder if they’re going to try and share her or just completely gang bang her or what

petalpistols:

okay if we’re mutuals u can

  • ask for my phone number (u get it if u live in US only)
  • snapchat
  • instagram
  • facebook
  • skype
  • kik

this has been a psa thank u

“If home is where the heart is, I haven’t been home in two years.”

he’s my home and I’ll never be able to go back to visit

please don’t steal/change my work or my source

(via makemefeelsafe)

distorment:

i procrastinate so much i’ll probably put off death and never die

dragon-in-a-fez:

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

you just put every marriage counsellor out of business

lameboob:

lameboob:

lameboob:

how do you make someone holy

you beat the hell out of them

my 96 year old catholic grandma told me this joke

snapchatting:

[doesn’t talk to anyone at all] why don’t i have any friends